Christopher Luxon NatGPT
@rugbyintel
Parody of a parody PM. If you didn't laugh, you'd weep.
We are a party that doesn't believe in equality of outcome, that we should all be treated the same. That's called socialism. We don't buy that.
What I'd just say to you is, if the media aren't interested in dredging back up all the lies I told before the election why the fricken heck are you? #LyinLuxon #PuppetPM #CoalitionofCunts #NZpol
What I'd just say to you is, how dare #StraightUpMcAnulty accuse my fellow Christian of lying!!! #LyinLuxon #CoalitionOfCruelty #TamatheTraitor #NZpol
What I'd say to you is, Bish was a bit down after his Breakfast interview today. I'll admit McAnulty 's a much better cricketer, a much better politician & a much better person, but everyone agrees Bish does a much better resting cunt face #LyinLuxon #LyinExTobaccoLobbyist #NZpol
What I'd I just say to you TVNZ is, if you're going to keep ALLOWING #STRAIGHTUPMCANULTY to make fools of us every week, there'll be another funding cut coming. #LyinLuxon #PuppetPM #CostofCoalitionCrisis #EconomicVandals #NZpol
What I'd just say to you is, yes Te Pukenga is now making a profit, but you're missing the point. #LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #EconomicVandals #NZpol
What I'd just say to you is, too many people have been noticing how shit everything is under our Coalition, so I called for a circuit breaker. Winnie reckons punching down on the transgender community always does the trick. Genius. #LyinLuxon #PuppetPM #CoalitionOfCruelty #NZpol
What I'd just say to you is, another promise kept. ✔️ #LyinLuxon #PuppetPM #EconomicVandals #NZpol nzherald.co.nz/nz/politics/go…
What I'd just say to you is, I know many of you bottom feeders are concerned about rapidly rising food prices, especially dairy. So here's a little vid #NickyNoBoats has put together to reassure you we're not cynical opportunists. #LyinLuxon #PuppetPM #EconomicVandals #NZpol
What I'd just say to you is, Winston & Shane have learnt tobacco lobbyists aren't the only ones with deep pockets. #LyinLuxon #PuppetPM #CoalitionOfCorruption #NZpol
What I'd just say to you is, Winston & Shane may be NZ's most corrupt politicians but they're our corrupt politicians. #LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #CoalitionOfCorruption #NZpol rnz.co.nz/news/in-depth/…
What I'd just say to you is, NZers have had enough. This useless Labour government of economic vandals has to go. Frickin Hipkins needs to call an early election now. What? I'm the PM? Really??? #LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #WorstGovEver #EconomicVandals #NZpol stuff.co.nz/politics/36076…
What I just say to you is, fricken Hipkins, frickin economy, fricking Nicola. #LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #EconomicVandals #NZpol
What I'd just say to you is, don't you love it when a plan goes like clockwork? #LyinLuxon #PuppetPM #CoalitionOfCorruption #NZpol
Landlord lending broke out above non-property business lending in May. Plucky first home buyers now trailing well behind. Obviously next to nobody is borrowing dollars to develop residential buildings.
What I'd just say to you is, isn't that great that Stuff is now owned by Trade Me? #LyinLuxon #PropagandaMedia #NZpol
What I'd just say to you is, yes inflation was falling rapidly and was only 4.7% when my Coalition took office but thankfully Liam Dann continues to spread my lie that it was 7% when we took over, so we had no choice but austerity. Thanks mate #LyinLuxon #StateMediaCapture #NZpol
Today I finally turned up to check out the Tasman flooding disaster & stood around with my hands in my pockets. So I was pleased I'd snuck off to Hawaii during the cleanup of the 1st flooding & while people were fleeing their homes AGAIN for the 2nd one #LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver
Today I saw first-hand the significant impact the Nelson Tasman region floods has had on families and businesses. So I was pleased to announce that in addition to a $600,000 support package, we’re funding a new weather radar for the region, which plays an incredibly important…
What I'd just say to you is, the homelessness crisis has nothing to do with us solving the emergency housing crisis by having no emergency housing. #LyinLuxon #AtlasNetworkCoup #TamatheTraitor #CoalitionOfCruelty #NZpol
What I'd just say to you is, why do you think we're telling you NOW that you're on your own? #LyinLuxon #PuppetPM #AtlasNetworkCoup #NZpol
What if we are all wrong about climate change? | The Daily Blog buff.ly/DU7Rrx4 #nzpol
What I'd just say to you #MAGAShaneJones is, don't worry we're not going to risk the Coalition by searching your electronic devices. #LyinLuxon #PuppetPM #NZpol
What I'd just say to you is, experts say our benefits are not enough to live on, but bottom feeders are rushing to be on them. So we're trialling how little they can survive on. #LyinLuxon #PuppetPM #EconomicVandals #nzpol
