mister onion 🧅
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corporate crone
My ‘Boris Johnson is the Malala of eco-liberalism’ opinion provoked a lot of soul searching and a handful of urgent enquiries to retract at my colleague’s leaving drinks. And that’s what it’s all about 🍹👋
manage up. get involved in nonsense like committees. become the 'voice' of your colleagues to management. declare yourself above any drudgery that comes your way. create a mythos around yourself as a mercurial genius to manage day to day expectations. 'wfh today'.
how do i get a higher paying job as a low functioning / useless person
More sealant today 🙂↔️ White this time - kitchen edges Might do some sanding too Enjoying my nice week off 😌
Jowly toad
Hilary Cass getting a peerage for publishing an ideologically biased, methodically unsound, internationally discredited report that’s being used to remove healthcare rights from vulnerable young trans people is disgusting.
🤔💭 building a pottery kiln in my back garden is unlikely to impose a meaningful fire hazard on me or my neighbours
Best not to think about the hateful and destructive things other people think and say 😇 I tell myself often .. "It is none of my business what they think" .. and that helps! CAVEAT I am not minded towards performative public acts - Go Your Own Way!
everytime im reading a book in public the "you're not a vibe" meme starts flashing in my head
Tofu black bean for dinner 👨🏻🍳 Trying to scale back tofu intake to once weekly. Unfortunately a bust this week - three consumptions (one in a restaurant with no other choice!) but I’ll dust myself off and try again next week 😓
Syringing my girlfriend’s blocked ears makes me feel like a zookeeper giving special care to a maladaptive baby elephant 🥰
