Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi
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Snuck and called that 900# and Requested ‘Ain’t No Playa’ by Rappin 4-Tay’ and ‘Players Holliday’ by Too Short/Ant Banks. Bell South accidentally charged my mama $145. Walked around the hood sweeping gas station parking lots for $10/ea to make the money back.
I’m this old. Are you?  
Josh Johnson Joins ‘Daily Show’ Host Rotation (Exclusive) hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/dai…
Alabama would legit win this battle ‘til Florida send up them reinforcement troops from Tampa and Duval.
Alabama is taking back the Panhandle. From Dauphin Island to St. George Island. Why Alabama deserves the Panhandle. 📰: bit.ly/BamaPanhandle
Hot Dogs, HBCUS & Chess. I won solely off them 3 categories.
Watching you on celebrity jeopardy nigga got 2 questions right to start both hot dog related 😂 @roywoodjr
So the Astronomer HR lady is married to the CEO of Privateer Rum. She’s a greedy bitch, leave some CEOs for everyone else. Damn.
*whispering* ok so right now I’m embedded with the Venezuelan cartel, right now we are on our way to bribe a local politician and maybe murder him if he doesn’t comply, we’ll see how this goes. Also, I’m only getting paid $9 for this report. My cameraman is getting $7
I miss the golden era of Vice news when they were sending their correspondents any and everywhere !!
So if you head of HR and you get caught on the kiss cam with the boss do you report yourself to yourself??
That much money. He could've had Coldplay come to the crib.
How many happy homes has the kiss cam ruined?
That rich. and that bold wit it? the wife already knew.
Coldplay puts CEO of Astronomer and Head of HR on jumbotron looking cozy during their concert.
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Willie Brown showed up to my sold out San Francisco shows once & told the door man "Willie Brown on every list" (he was NOT on my list) still they gave him a free ticket. THEN after the show, he came up to my merch table, took a CD w/o paying, then shook my hand and said "You…
Reminds me of the great Willie Brown
Shiidddd Real mayors too… back during PEAK American idol, when Ruben Studdard was putting Birmingham on the map our mayor used to walk around Bham in a hat that said ‘MAYOR’. 😂😂 And anytime he wasn’t in that he had in a top hat. Bernard Kincaid 205 legend.
Cartoon mayors used to always wear top hats and a sash
The fcked up part about getting dunked on is you was just trying to make a play to help the team.
They hacked Elmo on a Sunday morning y’all know that violate the truce
I thought we all agreed @elmo is off limits