Rob Petrozzo
@robpetrozzo
Co-Founder, Chief Product Officer @OnRallyRd // A designer of things from an era when iPhones didn't exist.
$350K btwn merch & shares in 24hrs but the biggest win of the day: only ONE SINGLE parking ticket after accidentally shutting down Broadway 🫡 → Arsham x Rally *Sold Out* ⇢ Museum Coffee, Up Next
When the future feels uncertain, the past becomes way more valuable. a short story, from @OnRallyRd
The only time I’ve ever gotten a credit card in the mail that wasn’t glued to a 12 page contract. This is the first. On design alone, I’ll prob use it more than Amex
Most people don’t realize @Sothebys is also a museum that’s open to the public. You should definitely go. You’ll NEVER see a Ceratosaurus or this giant martian meteorite EVER again. 2 full floors of this.
The original Hermès Birkin Bag prototype just sold for $10,000,000 @Sothebys There was a 2 minute standing ovation. Bull market confirmed 🍾
Tomorrow, at 10:00AM EST, the world record for most expensive bag ever sold will be shattered. We want it. Anyone else? 💰👇
I tried to negotiate a bid last month for this *perfect* copy of the Emancipation Proclamation @OnRallyRd. Ken Griffin had other plans. His last 4yrs: • $43.2M for a Constitution • $44M for a Stegosaurus • $18M yesterday all records. this is where its headed... either the…
Robinhood/@vladtenev likely just shifted retail investing for good Just announced: → Tokenized assets → Pre-IPO private company stock trading → Their own chain, where eventually *you* basically become a bank This is going to proliferate into every single asset class by 2026
It doesn't matter how many startup founders make it the centerpiece of their first adult apartment. its still the greatest design of all time.
Every founder I know has a ghostwriter. They also all have someone to make their IG Reels. But the ghost-freelancers all use the same templates, so now its all IDENTICAL trash. If you're a founder, and have even an OUNCE of creativity, this is a once in a generation…
Cost of living is insane There’s a line for everything And everyone sucks, for the most part But there is no reason to live anywhere else on Earth other than New York.
Best designed, most on-trend space to open in soho this yr is 7Spring. → $8 matcha → $5 cold brew → $20 to play backgammon Downtown NYC can’t support multiple backgammon cafes, but this one is going to do REALLY well.
These are the 4 logos that led an entire generation into design jobs.
It’s officially time to retire startup-serif font. I’ve overused it myself, but it’s time
