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roberto updates 馃嚨馃嚫@robertoupdates 路 Mar 7, 2021
Roberto Best Of Meow Compilation (Ascending Order)
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Tipping Odds Podcast. Mitch 馃嚭馃嚫馃嚠馃嚤@TippingOddsLV 路 Jul 23
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Michael@boosty3494 路 Jul 23
Rainbow snuck downstairs to the basement and stared at me like i was the devil when i pointed my finger at her
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roberto updates 馃嚨馃嚫@robertoupdates 路 Jul 22
man who broke into a container while i was taking a nap and stole and ate an entire marshmallow butter cookie bigger than his head. he also likes to use a pillow for his head like a person when he sleeps
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roberto updates 馃嚨馃嚫@robertoupdates 路 Jul 5
Oh my god they replaced his leg with a pickle
pickle keeper
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roberto updates 馃嚨馃嚫@robertoupdates 路 Jul 3
i have to run away from roberto after every dinner (wet food) because he tries to wipe off his mouth on me
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roberto updates 馃嚨馃嚫@robertoupdates 路 Jun 14
NO KINGS NO OLIGARCHS JUST ROBERTO AND HIS THREE LEGS
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roberto updates 馃嚨馃嚫@robertoupdates 路 Jun 12
accidentally stepped on roberto鈥檚 tail so i let him bite me as hard as he wanted
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