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@river_is_nice
Reporter @thefp
He said he wanted "Catholic autocracy" which is like, a paranoid possibility Cotton Mather would have fretted about in his diary. Deeply un-American nonsense that makes Catholics look bad by nodding at 300 year old canards about their religion being incompatible with democracy.
White guy says he doesn’t want to be replaced in his own country. Immediately fired from his job. Normies always ask, “Why do the guys in Patriot Front wear masks !!?” This is why.
Sorry but this would convince me I'd died on the operating table and awoken in whatever corner of hell they're gonna let Bjork run
Losing it over this therapy horse that vigorously plays the piano to wake kids up from anesthesia
The AI people are delusional. "We'll just give people UBI, they won't have to work." As if we didn't run a mass unemployment w/govt check simulator in 2020 where everyone went insane.
Me after getting my beard botched by that Dominican barber.
Benson Boone jumpscares during new moustache-free public appearance.
Notice the popcorn isn't filled up all the way. No fat teen at the AMC ever did that to me.
Optimus serving popcorn is the best thing you'll see on the internet today. 🍿
Riveting tale from @river_is_nice
A young poet pretended to be ‘a gender-fluid member of the Nigerian diaspora,’ and wrote intentionally bad poems. He says he got 47 of them published. thefp.com/p/white-man-wh…
Your unemployed friend at 10:30 pm on a weekday (Spain)
The usual time of eating dinner in Europe