David Pirate Informatique
@riskymanag3ment
InfoSec. Amateur philosopher. Follower of Diogenes the Cynic. QmUga2luZA==
“In the midst of dumpster fires carry something beautiful in your heart.” - Pascal on Information Security
IRQ conflict card not found.
Choose your sound card. #Computing #Computers
Will my config blow up my CRT?
Today, Slackware Linux turned 32 years old. Happy birthday 🎂 What was your first distro? 🤔
Since I've not been on Twitter much, I haven't tormented my friend @McGrewSecurity. That's going to change this summer.
Peak content
Bought a desktop computer. Going to the grocery store today to buy mayonnaise Gonna fill the computer with mayonnaise to measure how much mayonnaise is dangerous to a computer
Fuck that come party defconparties.com 📅 easy.defconparties.com 👕swag.defconparties.com
fuck that, come get bottomless apps
I'm a bad example of how to do a career. 3 degrees, 6 different majors. >10 years in college either full or part time. Wildly divergent jobs.
Have you ever changed career paths?
This company just made my Do Not Buy list, due to 3 "cold calls" this week, even after I told them I'm not interested.
Zero Trust Data Security: Federal Mandate Compliance Explained #ZeroTrustSecurity #DataSecurity #FederalCompliance #CloudSecurity #SaaS #Cybersecurity #DoD #XQ #Zscaler #CrowdStrike
Just heard about an ag packing shed denied OT to some employees. When asked, the company said they would call ICE.
Who knew Fortinet was vulnerable to AI girls.
🎵 🎧☯️🐾⚕️❄️ .lıllılı.ıllı.ılılıılıı.lllııılı. UWU Underground Now Playing [That's So @Fortinet] -0:29 ———♡——— 6:66
🎵 🎧☯️🐾⚕️❄️ .lıllılı.ıllı.ılılıılıı.lllııılı. UWU Underground Now Playing [That's So @Fortinet] -0:29 ———♡——— 6:66
Today in #makeshitmonday. The request was 45 of these prints for a fundraiser. I'm over half way done
Somewhere, there's a threat actor looking for this meme
You are only in crypto to get rich quick. That’s why you fail. That’s why it sucks. That’s why it has no utility to the world. That’s why anyone with intelligence left it. That’s why you’ll be scammed. That’s why it’s a joke. That’s why it will amount to nothing. You loser.
Some people learned to use SSH tunnels for sweet red team pivoting. Others learned them so they could safely use vnc.
In the words of MLK, Faith is the first step, except when a dozer is available.
OMG. The City of Atlanta crushed a homeless man to death with one of its bulldozers as the city attempted to clear a homeless encampment ahead of MLK Day celebrations scheduled for Monday. They didn't check to see if anyone was in the tents. Welcome to Hellscape America.
Don't lie on the VDD packet on the question "Have you experienced a security incident or data breach?"
I hope I never run into the biz dev or sales person at DEF CON that I've sent a snarky email.