Randy Thomas
@riphh2
MAGA. Man of many hats. Former candidate for AG.
I am no longer needed in the AG race. Thank you for your support. Check out the Reitz fellow. He’s way more qualified than me. Maybe Team Randy will take on Dan Patrick next.
Briscoe looks like he’s been stripping copper wires for meth money.
Note to self: your anniversary to this fun and amazing person is in 20 days. #NewProfilePic
I can’t ever eat cookies or pie again.
I guess @DadePhelan forgot to mention that @VoteGiovanni knows a little something about baking too...
Got it: no cookies from Gio.
Pro tip: If @VoteGiovanni ever offers you a cookie, it's in your best interest to decline the offer. You can thank me later.
Are you going to get pre-trial diversion for your actual crime that could have k!ll€d people?
My heart goes out to Chad’s wife and family. For too long he has hidden in the closet and suppressed his true feelings. A night of drinking and unprotected man vs man sex can cause problems in the nuclear family. Let’s hope Chad embraces his true self.
Pro tip: If @VoteGiovanni ever offers you a cookie, it's in your best interest to decline the offer. You can thank me later.
Chad! Where have you been? 😂
Pro tip: If @VoteGiovanni ever offers you a cookie, it's in your best interest to decline the offer. You can thank me later.
John Cornyn is dumb as dirt. Matthew @MattMackowiak, you all are an absolute train wreck.
John Cornyn believed in the Russia Hoax which was ALL A LIE. Today, DNI’s Tulsi Gabbard PROVED it was true.
Hey @MattMackowiak! 👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽
Now I woke up this morning seeing that @JohnCornyn and @JasmineForUS have some sort of "dance partnership" going on. I was presented with an idea and thought it would work so I put together a special song for them along with well......see for yourself.... Do you really want…
. @KarnifexMaximus
What we do in life, echoes in eternity. 15 architectural marvels that have withstood the test of time - a thread 🧵 1. The Colosseum, Rome
Ken Paxton for Senate. Nothing else needs to be said.
In the last few days, I've been attacked by Gavin Newscum, unhinged Jasmine Crockett, NY's failed Gov. Kathy Hochul, and Super PACs funded by the DC Swamp. They're terrified of me being in the Senate. Help me fight back by sharing this post and donating at…
I prefer this Lil John to Little Johnny Ukraine.
It's a terrible week to be Little John. He got exposed for not being able to raise money, was caught manipulating President Trump's voice to pretend he's conservative, and he's down 20% in the polls. dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…
Texans deserve leaders who have actually worked a real job in their life. Texans don’t want someone born into a fortune that has never worked and buys their power. Bentley is bought, no doubt.
Texans deserve leaders backed by Texans, not foreign interests. Retweet if you agree! #txlege
Yep.
You are the dumbest person on X. You can’t make legible posts, you can’t post pictures, and you are the yard dog for a tiny man who won’t even act like he wants to be AG. Everytime your goofy looking face pops up, I know I’m going to get to see a shit show. ~Brad
This is crazy.
SCOOP: RINO Texas Senator John Cornyn @JohnCornyn (who is trailing 20 points in the polls behind Texas AG @KenPaxtonTX) is debuting the ad below on Television tomorrow morning (July 16, 2025) in Texas. I can exclusively report that the ad has manipulated audio and video of…
Do not let these people lie to you. They are all bought.
Where you at Gaylyn?
My heart goes out to Chad’s wife. Chad traded her in for the twink life years ago. Tell her to hit me up, I always satisfy.
Note to self: your anniversary to this fun and amazing person is in 20 days. #NewProfilePic
I don’t ask for much, but I need this. Jasmine would be the perfect choice. Please ignore the haters and make this a reality. I cannot think of a better person to dunk on while we are cheering for Ken Paxton all the way to DC.
BREAKING: Rep. Jasmine Crockett is reportedly considering a campaign for the U.S. Senate in Texas in 2026.
You and @MattMackowiak need to focus on playing with your own balls.
As I give thanks today, I’d like to say how thankful I am that I am not @MattMackowiak. Dude gives bottoms up a whole new meaning.
NEW: 🚨 Senator John Cornyn’s Comms Director Matt Mackowiak claims he doesn’t know a Latina prostitute who looks identical to and has the same name as a woman he once sent multiple payments to on @Venmo for “front yard” and “back yard” projects 🚨 This is @JohnCornyn’s Comms…