R.F. Kenmore

People really milk the luxury store experience The champagne, the pandering, the flex Of course for many it's a rare thing, they want their money's worth But we’re flipping that on its head Uber Eats your Rolex Sub Uber Eats your Chanel Jumbo Uber Eats your Goyard Cardholder

Ever think of product or campaign tagline in your head, Google it, and find a mass brand used it years ago? Happens to me regularly Here is my latest: I don't like the comma, personally. Don't need to spoon feed the thing

ALD hasn’t been that guy in years Nostalgia? For what? Never was Because you can’t be new again if you were never old Anyone still carrying those totes is deep left tail, hermano... Why do you think we call them bag holders?

Menswear's hottest activation is...

Coffee and cars is the hottest activation of the Summer!!! Sid Mashburn Buck Mason now Filson Among others I’m sure

Doorman saw me coming and said “hope you’re ready for some HEAT” Thought he might have a mixtape He just meant the weather

The only other tool watch I wonder about is the naked GMT, bezel removed Famously worn by Marlon Brando in Apocalypse Now

I don’t care what she costs, did you see what she’s doing to their stock? My kids are almost in college

My girlfriend of 4 years put me on the Tea app just because she needed to vent

AG simply isn't a serious brand anymore

Union League said I have to conduct this ritual to be considered for the club Seems unorthodox.. Anyone else?

New Jersey Transit vs. LIRR cannonball to MTK

Ten Thousand is... in the arena, trying things

Allbirds flipped their site recently Have a hard time seeing this look reflected in their market So utterly soulless/vaguely Swedish-looking