lacey ⸆⸉ 🐍

✨WHAT IS A MOUSELOR? ✨ informational brochure, 2025 edition 🫶🏻🐭🧀 (bc we have lost the ancient texts apparently)

thank you everyone for your support!! 💕💕 i’m determined to have a good day today with my free day off 🙄 luckily humor is my coping mechanism!

baby name ideas (round 5): ❤️ backwash 🧡 ray romano 💛 insolentfool!!!!!! 💚 jumbo timothy 🩵 puck the yuck cuck 💙 let’sgetLOUDlet’sgetloUD 💜 enhanced with disney’s fastplay 🩷 pinch 🖤 fourfemaleghostbusters 🩶 titanic submersible coldplay 🤍 the dirty bubble 🤎 craig craig

the concept of calling yourself a writer yet not writing anything

usage of ai is not only bad for the environment, teaching it how to steal better, and encouraging the intellectual regression of the human race, but ALSO it is not high fashion. it does not serve. it is not diva

please stop deactivating think about MY follower count💗

i did my eyebrows and dermaplaned and did an everything shower and blew out my hair because they might be able to suspend me from my job but they can’t take away my beauty. or my narcissism

i have dancing through life stuck in my head. that song is awesome but no song is fun when playing on loop in your silly goose brain

i literally click on one ad and suddenly my tiktok is filled with that product no matter how many times i say not interested 😭

actually i’m gonna come out and say it because it’s really upsetting and is making me sad and this is my safe space: i’ve been accused of breaking policy at work and i’m currently suspended. monday i’ll find out if i’m fired or not :( i’ve worked hard & well here since i was 17

today was AWESOME. really really good really great definitely not a really bad awful day that will have potential lasting impacts and i’m actually afraid to say what really happened for a multitude of reasons but just know it wasn’t good & also i probably won’t be on here tonight

you can venmo me instead fyi. it will also do nothing to improve your life but as long as we’re just throwing money away i figured i would mention it

i miss one birth control and my uterus is like OH BOY I GET TO TRY TO KILL HER AGAIN

the hot weather is back.

I feel like a wife who just received new photos of her husband from war

maybe she should have focused on her role as a mother given how matty healy turned out but maybe that's just me

i hate when i pour my heart and soul into an argumentative tweet and then they don’t reply but reply to other people. i shouldn’t have come out the gate with such validity! i should’ve used softball arguments! quiet ain’t no back talk but i wanted at least some sizzle first!

my sister texted me the link to travis’ post and i said oh i know i was watching like i’m in the control room (not right) and corrected myself to “the 9/11 room” (REALLY not right).

Travis Kelce posts photos with Taylor Swift to Instagram grid.

mouse when he escaped that one time