Glenn Rose'Meyer

Well I feel truly sorry for those who refuse to watch Women’s football. That was fucking epic!! Get in there!!!!! #Lionesses

I think Spain totally ran out of ideas second half. They were there for the taking. Could go either way now. That’s a position we’d definitely have taken in that 1st half. Come on England!!

All you tacticos out there, what did you make of the Mainoo/Ugarte axis and Cunha coming deep to act as a progressive ball carrier? Could be exciting!

Very encouraging performance for the first 11 last night. Scoreline did not reflect our excellence. If Rasmus’ 2, Yoro’s point blank header and Amad’s offside goal, had gone in, it would have been more representative. Heaven was excellent but just switched off once. Def progress

Disappointed to hear Rúben say JayZ won’t play next game as he’s got a knock and that Mbuemo won’t play either as he’s still not up to speed. Looks like Brentford didn’t help us there either, the pricks!

No Mbuemo??😫

Wtf is happening with Ruben’s presser ffs? Moved from 14:00 to 16:45. It’s 17:15 and it’s still not started? What’s going on @ManUtd ?

I think a new striker will likely depend on how badly Rasmus & to a lesser extent Obi, stink up preseason. If (and it’s a big if), Rasmus shows any signs of knowing wtf he’s doing, he may get a reprieve. If Leeds was anything to go by, we will be looking at a new striker.

How would you grade Wes Brown as a #MUFC player? 𝐀+ Our best ever in his position 𝐀 - World-class 𝐁 - Excellent 𝐂 - Good 𝐃 - Decent 𝐄 - Erratic 𝐅 - Flop Not much love for Mark Bosnich in yesterday's vote. A big fat 𝐅. Retweets appreciated👍

Manchester United have spent £127.5M on two new attackers: Bryan Mbeumo - £65M Matheus Cunha - £62.5M There, I corrected your ‘Man United hate agenda price inflation for clicks’ shit for you 👍🏻

Only dogs could hear that interview with Chloe Kelly 😂🤣😂. Gotta love her 😍😍😍

England brought that on themselves. Too complacent. No real aggression or intent to score and several chances to stop that goal, all missed! Now wake up!!

RIP Ozzy Osborne. That gig last week really was a farewell 😢

Update from Harry Maguire 👇 #mufc

So Bryan plays piano. Now if I remember correctly, we signed another diminutive forward from a small London club who played the piano. That worked out pretty well I think..,😱🤪😆

I see we’ve already paid the add-ons before he’s even kicked a ball…🤪

Welcome Bryan. 😍😍😍

I reckon Barcelona will announce Rashford before United announce Mbeumo!!

My two favourite worlds have coincided and how! 🥹🥰

Surely they are not going to let Arteta get away with that shot statement on Partey? Surely not??!