Halloween Jack
@red_mutant_eyes
I’m not a straight woman or gay man but I reckon *probably* Paul based on these pictures.

Nando’s menu has options for NO sides or TWO sides. Not ONE side. If you ask, however, you can have only one side. I asked. The server told me it was cheaper to have two sides. I asked him how that could be since two sides is more expensive? Blank look in reply.
Found your Christmas present. She’s the ‘glue that binds’, you see.


Remembering that time I googled Grundig to see what had happened to the company.

Yes, Gregg, I do have an idea. The number of times sexual references were made towards you by women and the number of times you were groped by women is zero.

Audible, I am never going to listen to this overprivileged cock so stop relentlessly suggesting him.

How we used to roll: this entire family was able to sleep in this tiny caravan.

I don’t drink anymore but I’d have a whiskey up against this bar.

As part of his onboarding, Ozzy has now been invited to the traditional black tie event. Other attendees include the Joplin triplets.
I challenge anyone to name more than 4 of these people.
I challenge anyone to name more than 4 of these people.
