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Man by the time I meet the right person ima be the wrong person 😭
Why studs don't have to be 6 ft tall making 100k to get a woman???
Am I the only one that just found out Hulk Hogan was modern day Ronald Raegan???
one time i lived in a house with one straight man and 5 lesbians in utah and let me tell you, the stories i have
Do animals have celebrities? Like, do birds all recognize that one bird who sings really well?
why did my brother have a magnum condom in his room we got the same genes i know he doesn’t need all that
neck kissing is like heaven, except it makes you breathe really hard and you want to commit a lot of sins
Absence does not make my heart grow fonder at all lmao. I will forget you exist.
9-5 is really 7-6 if you add time to commute, eat and getting ready.. This ain’t a way to live.
just saw a guy walk into a grocery store and immediately ask where the jam is. pathetic. ur supposed to search the aisles, consider leaving empty handed, eventually go up to a worker, ask “do u have jam” to which they’ll respond “obviously we have jam we’re a grocery store”
Why do men love putting their bed in the corner of the bedroom?