Jane Doe

I have my grandma’s. ❤️

No matter how attractive I may be, I don’t assume anyone is interested in me unless they do a romantic gesture

❤️ I’m so ready to be a mom.

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Hey boo fun fact the liquor was your cheat meal !

& that’s why I love him. Creativity unmatched. I’m still stuck on the margarine line against Rum Nitty!

My next man definitely gone get the best version of me 🫶🏾

Morning kenfolk

“There’s a safe for the money but where I put this pain at?”

I’d love to do this for my man🫶🏾… when I get one.

What should I do this weekend?

I need some head in a comfortable bed.

I’m glad I’m not the only one who wondering why they chose to put them together. 🤭😬

My boobs are huge. It’s crazy lol.

Me: I'm having this weird symptom. Dr: It's probably nothing, but there's a small chance it's [deadly thing]. Me: Okay so let's make sure it's not. Dr: It's probably nothing, we'll check it in 2 weeks. Me: Are your willing to risk your life on that? Dr: ...my life? Me: You…

Cursing a nigga out is my speciality. Who’s next???

You better kiss it before I go.

I asked a nigga if tonight was our last night alive, would he want to tell me anything and he told me to repent. 🤣