Matt Falcon
@realmattfalcon
Dutch fantasy writer, writing in English. Working on my first novel. Also father of 4, husband to amazing wife. Avid F1 fan
David might be foulmouthed (which I personally love so there’s that), but he’s right. In my own two decades working in online marketing (mostly SEO, so information architecture is something I am familiar with, as is online user behaviour), I have found people’s perception of…
I love that Tyler is keeping this discussion afloat, because it's quite the puzzling ... er ... puzzle. I have a lot of thoughts on this both as a 25+ year expert in relational database design, so let's buckle up and explore a technical solution ... As a member of Camp Pushback…
Are original creatures hard to write? Why does everyone write creatures that’ve been done before? LET’S FIND OUT! Today at 2:30 EST @Lyons_Pen and myself will duel it out for 1 hour, writing a story that is _not boring_ with original creatures while livestreaming! Join us!

My wife has erysipelas which is very annoying painful and shit. But they also marked the area where it’s red and it occurred to me that is a brilliant way to create fantasy maps. Always look for silver linings, I guess 🤣
Okay first beta reader finished and loved my book… This is so surreal.
This is still a word in Dutch. We use it all the time. My point? Bring back overmorrow. Sounds friggin’ awesome.
'Overmorrow' refers to "the day after tomorrow," but it has really only been used as an adjective/adverb, and also hasn't had much usage since the 16th century.
I have some awesome beta readers. They’re on twitter as well, and now everything they say on here is suddenly about me/my book. In my mind, obviously. Or not so obvious? It’s all about me right? Yeah, I thought so.
I need some place where it’s safe to shout my first thoughts at all the things I see on here.
It’s just a rebrand. Unless they’re suddenly selling necklaces and rebranding to goodbeads I don’t care.
not enough people are talking about the goodreads rebrand
This is so awesome! Indiosyncrasy is great and it’s becoming greatererer with every day thanks to @SaffronAsteria ! Don’t know it yet? Check out the website!
Another day, another milestone 💪 Approximately (very rough number) averaging around 1800 views on Indiosyncrasy a month ❤️ When I've finished this facelift, I hope that I can get more views on author features 😍
“I asked Grok”, “I asked ChatGPT”; well I asked my wife and she’s always right.
What if I told you most of my tweets are written on the toilet? Yes, including this one.
To all the 45 people I just spammed on here because I was being an idiot trying to break AI, sorry 🤣🤣
When shit hits the fan, all it does is sling poop everywhere. It takes a while to clean up and for the stench to get out, but truly, there are worse things.
Sea Monster released TODAY! Yay! Would love to have my FOTIA website space updated to include that. Please 🙏🫶
My favourite part of the All Caps interview with @timmckay52 @SaffronAsteria and @zoofries so far. I’m still listening, but Tim keeps giving me homework assignments.

Are people out there really paying for verbs or what are these adverbs??
Is eco-friendly packaging important to you, or only if it doesn’t cost you extra? (Disclaimer: The assholiness in the posing of this question is entirely mine.)
Another question! Does eco-friendly packaging matter to you?