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I have not one serious tweet, I have a serious life though.

Unashangaa mali iko wapi kumbe peddi ako honeymoon 😭

im sick of sleeping on a pillow, I need a tatted arm to lay on

I can't sleep bc I'm in a lot of people's dreams.

We know he’s way too clumsy for this 😭😭😭

Real life genic

there’s nothing wrong with the way african food looks idk

falling off academically is worse than a heartbreak

I can’t promise it’ll be dry for very long :/

I think Captain Morgan might be the superior alcohol 😭

To be deleted when we win a treble😁

The first rule is this: if you want to be my boyfriend, ask me properly and get a yes from me…don’t assume we’re in a relationship just because of vibes; i’ll disappoint you

I raise you beating children for speaking local languages instead of English. The same idiots are talking about our generation not knowing our languages.

Kula nguruwe basi tujue wewe ni mnoma

she weak asf I would’ve put that phone on my nunu and freaked him back!!!

i am nothing without the epubs i’ve read lingering on my phone. too loved to delete, too distant to reopen.

We need to start flogging people who say this when we are talking about youth unemployment.

Roy sio wa away ni Wahome

In Industry season 1 there is a scene where Eric Tao a Managing Director at Pierpoint is standing in the middle of the trading floor in his boxers and they HAVE to look at him getting dressed as he ‘briefs’ the associates. It is a very specific exercise of power. THIS IS THAT.