John “Pork” Razorback
@razorback_John
I’m just a pig Singing Dixie, Upholding Southern Values, and I love them hogs.
This day can’t get any worse Chase Briscoe doesn’t get in the top 5 he’s been running great and Bubba Wallace wins the race just fuck me I guess.
Scrolling the county Facebook page and I mean you really can’t make this shit up

Thank you Mr. President #onceuponadixie
🚨 Pres. Trump says he's restoring the name of Fort Robert E. Lee
What if General Lee could see what Arkansas KA has come to.
At the point nowadays where I don’t even have to wear Peter people just know I have multiple pieces I could really wear Cutter and Buck if I wanted to. #expandme
I need a lake A cold beer And some Kenny Chesney
Imagine if Lily Lank never did what she did this app would be so much better.
American by Birth Southern by the Grace of God.
Our old row and barstool accounts fucking blow.
