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@ravenousreader
Mom, INFJ, hot mess, former athlete, former Sp.Ed. Advocate & foster parent. intellectual hillbilly, professional grump, Momento Mori, coffee & tattoos
When I say “we are hillbillies” what I mean is we have random crap everywhere and the “tin” on our sheds doesn’t match because mismatched “tin” is only 9$ a sheet and we don’t care. Also, my husband can fix anything, we eat vermin, and we love Jesus! Also, we blurt out obvious…
It is insanely hard, but it wasn’t lonely for us. We had the kids, built a community. Of course we hunt, fish, and go to church. I hope he finds Jesus. The only person that can fill his void is Jesus.
Off grid social media influencer breaks down about how terrible off grid life is. He thought it would be exciting, but it is just lonely and boring. He is now selling his Homestead.
Uh, badger tracks on our walk thru the field this morning. I identified with my tracking cards and then grok verified. I have never seen a badger nor badger tracks in the wild before.

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Running a YouTube channel gives interesting insights. What people don’t want: *to talk about real issues What people do want *videos of cute baby animals. I can’t blame them.
My ancestors were Christians and followed our Lord before the Western world became Christian. It's not our fault you think Christianity started with Billy Graham.
Lots of guys with names like "Khalil" and "Firas" and "Zaid" and "Shadi" logging on to explain to American Protestants what Christianity is and isn't over the last couple days...
Me: I NEED a clothesline! I am not running the dryer in this heat. My husband: I got this. Dear reader: that’s a dog’s lead. Also, glad I’m tall.

I was taught all of these. How bout you?
#Appalachian 👇👇
In the year my husband has been retired from the Army, I have developed a weird hang up. I get upset if I have to go to bed alone. I don’t want to get upset. Rationally, I think it’s dumb. I chalk it up to the 6ish years I spent going to bed alone. I must just be processing…
Super extraverted+onset of puberty + rapid attaching reactive attachment disorder= lots of bumps in the road ahead. Lord have mercy.
I stop treating that annoying stalkerish guy with a bad reputation, that I just met, like a pariah. I’d start taking his phone calls, and say yes next time he asks me out. I’d also NOT listen to our parents when they tell us to wait a year to get married, I’d elope this time.…
You suddenly wake up from a Saturday afternoon nap in 1998 to find it was all a dream--what you doing first?
We just got back from Georgia and my husband wants to go home to Indiana. His extended family is having their annual “beer Olympics” this weekend. Do I want to go, yes. Do I think we should drive our truck that far, no. However, inflatable obstacle courses and beer are a…
Dreamt we were at a popular swimming hole and free camp spot near by. Close to a Cistercian abbey. It has an out house. I noticed a little two person tent near the outhouse. It was resting on its back with the door facing up and a glow was coming from inside. I had a very bad…
I posted a local property here with a warning to NOT BUY. Some guy from St. Louis bought it. Today he ran off Freemans (Descendants of Original settlers) from the creek claiming he “owned it”. Dear sir, you can’t own a navigable waterway. Also, you bought a flood plain that…
I know nothing about this person, but the pathetic of biker+rosary is based.
Sunday PM about 25 Knights on Bikes stopped at entrance of Alligator Alcatraz and prayed a rosary for the detainees. Archdiocese is still waiting for approval to access to provide Mass for detainees
He visto este vídeo y me he acordado de @ParruiNNalamia Y eso, que tengáis hijos, muchos
If she is defending him you were right to cancel him. She is extremely anti-catholic.
Joel Berry did nothing wrong. Y'all are really insane in the way you read murder into tweets sometimes.