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@rapideyes19
A nervous wreck that's faking fine - Dakota Wint. slim jims, tequila, and push pops she/her 馃挆馃挍馃挋
Bruh dont try to get a plan with @Verizon and expect to pay what youre told the bill will be bc it'll be way more and they won't care :)
We鈥檙e back with another FOUR LOKO FRIDAY. Rt this for a chance to win $20 for some Loko
Thank god for humans with big boobs and how many shooters they can sneak in places. Couldn't be me you see the whole outline 馃槚
I don't have nearly enough body glitter yet for the Kesha concert
RISE AND SHINE ITS FOUR LOKO FRIDAY! Rt for a chance to win $20 for some Loko
So... you cant get a new line and phone at the Verizon stores?? What's the point of the stores?
Making white cis men cower and scurry away by telling them to be adults and use their words was way more enjoyable than it should have been lmao
Telling customers that I've built friendships with over the past 4 years that our location is closing is breaking my heart
Spotify DJ got me good. "April fools, i don't even have a bathroom" ok sir
Yesterday a lady came into my work and we greeted her with the classic "welcome in, how are you?" And she said "I'm WET" and the way we all just 馃槼 it was raining and I get it but ma'am plz don't say that
I can't remember the last time I've felt this sick and all I wanna do is nap on my parents couch with my dad checking in on me and giving me medicine as needed 馃槶
I don't think imma ever dig myself out of this mf hole 馃槶
Thank you to The Fans for the last 20 years. Here鈥檚 to the next 20 and to doing it together 鉂わ笍
No one need me today, I'm letting @iamjojo heal my soul with the new album
The countdown is on 馃崁 Pre-save NGL on @Spotify: jojo.lnk.to/NGLSpotify
There's a whole section of my brain that's just early 2000's R&B song lyrics
It's actually insane that Wisconsins minimum wage is less than half of what Illinois' is