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@rapetheastros
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Sounds like a guy I'm gonna fuck. Can he make it to Scarborough?
PSA: Trying to find a girlfriend for my guy friend before his family arranges one. He’s turning 23 soon, 5’5, from Toronto (temporarily in Brampton for 3 months of a year) and one of the most chill, thoughtful dudes I know. fun facts: - Calm + introverted + patient.…
Tactical gear is out. Dripped out mass shooters are in
UPDATE: A 27-year-old gunman has been identified by sources after a police officer and at least four other people were shot and killed. Latest updates: bit.ly/458JVie
He and Carlton Fisk were the only two players to reject Homer at the Bat.
With great sadness, we share that Ryne Sandberg has passed away today.
Just saw a terrible out made on the basepaths and it wasn't even the Yankees making the mistake!!!
She didnt like big chungus And i was something of a big chungus myself
He said he didn't like separating the wheat from the chaff, and I was fucking Happy Gilmore 2.
BREAKING: John "Lentilbox" Vegetables has derped, rolled away into a potato.
Happy Gilmore 2 destroyed Dr. King's dream of an America where the wheat and chaff live together in harmony.
Working with grain is so exhausting, sometimes I didn't know where the wheat ended and the chaff began. But then I saw Happy Gilmore 2.
I used to think that CantEverDie person was a weird retarded freak, but now I've found out that she exclusively hires sexual predators and I think she's great and that we have wonderful personal chemistry.
One time I changed my avatar to a picture of a 13 year old girl and loloverruled DMed me a picture of his penis saying "bet you guys your age aren't nearly this big."
My strongly held belief is that Barack Obama never would have become President if in 2003 John McCain had stabbed him in the throat.
Kobe Bryant never spent a day of his life as a top five player in the NBA. He also never won a title as the best player on his team.
Best basketball player in the world since 2000 — Do you agree? (via @FanDuel)
Due to overwhelming demand, I will now be instituting a lottery to determine which women I will have sex with.
The Irish love to pretend they're some oppressed minority when they're actually just the most inbred and retarded of English people.
The only thing lower than the Irish are anyone whose ancestors got out of that shithole who insist on identifying with them.
Ireland is a moving culture, not some static museum for Americans to vomit their disgusting blood quantum’s and race science into. Yes, we have more in common with Palestinians. Yes they are our people, not you. Choke on your own rape threats about it. 🇮🇪🇵🇸