The Random Recruiter
@randomrecruiter
Headhunter in Tech w/ a decade of recruiting experience and 1k placements. The intersection of recruiting, hiring, job search, and careers.
How did you guys fumble remote work that badly
ChatGPT hit 2.5 billion daily prompts. Translation: Millions of corporate employees figured out they can coast by letting AI write their reports, emails, and PowerPoints.
Two signs you’ll survive the recession: 1. Your CEO dresses like this 2. Your company issues these laptops
Accepting the job offer —> one year later
The Evil HR Lady after she rejects your resume for not having enough buzzwords
Recruiters
What’s the lowest life form you believe is capable of experiencing consciousness?
5am workout = SMASHED! Nothing like starting the week off with a good workout & a quiet walk by the marina. Had a couple of beach days with the fam, and now feeling refreshed and recharged ready to get after it. LFG!!!
Software Engineers (TC: $450k) after they only received a 15% bonus last year
“Mom, how did we get so rich?” “Your dad turned his camera on during zoom meetings.”
A cloudy day at the beach is still a good day well spent
