Raitis
@raitis1611
If I disappear for a couple of days, weeks, months or years, don't worry about it...it's all part of the plan...
"Finally I can get some rest..." "Wdym finally?...you've been sitting on that armchair for weeks...have you even gone to the bathroom?" "I don't have to go to bathroom anymore, Soyjak...I'm wearing a diaper..." "What!? That is madness!" "No, it's called revolting against the…
"Grok, connect me to X customer support SAARvice" "Good morning, S—" "Why do my brilliant gemposts only get a couple of hundred likes at most if I have 3500+ followers, can you fix this ASAP?"
And as icing on the cake, they teach that Muslims can go to Heaven without believing in Jesus.
Catholics "There is no salvation outside the Roman Catholic Church! You have to be 'in grace' and not in 'mortal sin' and go to mass and do penence and take the Eucharist! And even then you might not be saved!" Also Catholics when a celebrity they like died: He's in!
*knock knock* "Uhm...hello?" "..." "This is my end, isn't it?" "Quite the contrary, actually...this is not the end...this is the beginning...this is the initiation." "Initiation to what?...where are you gonna take me?" "Don't worry about it, Soyjak...just hop in the trunk."
"..." "..." "This is the gated community, right?" "No, this is the goated community, actually." "What's that community across the street then?...is that the gated one?" "No, that's the gayted community...you don't wanna go there, fren...trust me..."
"Soyjak, your wallpaper isn't the only thing that withered here on the course of all these years..."
Listasin tänne kaikki (tietämäni) Suomessa toimivat seurakunnat, jotka opettavat, että kristitty ei voi menettää pelastustaan: raitisblogi.blogspot.com/2025/07/suomen…
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Wildlife photographer Sha Lu captures the perfect moment a small animal looks at the camera while being caught by a predator.
"Crying can't be a sin because Jesus wept." "Chapter and verse?" "John 11:35." "What does it say?" "Jesus wept." "Exegete that passage to me, Gigachad...and don't forget sound hermeneutical principles...it would be a pity if you were to fall into eisegesis."
"I remember when this account posted Genesis 1:1...how did all those years go by so fast?" "Time flies when you have fun, Gigachad." "But I didn't have fun..."
The book of the generation of Jesus Christ, the son of David, the son of Abraham. (Matthew 1:1)
"Was it the one where gigachad talks to soyjak?...I'm pretty sure I know that one..."
I thought of a really good @raitis1611 gigalogue and laughed yesterday, but today I could not remember what it was
"I think George Michael was right, Gigachad..." "What do you mean, Soyjak?" "I'm never gonna dance again..." "..." "..."
