ret

when someone offers me a scrumptious morsel, you know i’m on my “don’t mind if i do” type shit

looking for babes the old school way, tracking them through the forest and identifying them by their droppings

post apocalyptic shows are so unrealistic. they should show it when the characters have to shit in weird places

tiny little guys under six feet tall be climbing up their gf’s hair like rapunzel

i never got my wisdom teeth out and that’s why i’m so much better at chewing food than everyone else

gen z valentines day candy is bussin fr ong no cap

That's where I keep my Beyblades

when she falls asleep and you can finally play with your bionicle