Elderberry300
@r4zorclam
No-Nonsense Zone🚫 my credit score used to be 743
White girls be like “no my grandpa will love you he’s not racist he’s just old fashioned” then he starts telling you about how he used to tape black people to his back tires and start doing donuts
The reason I enjoy watching crime related media is not because of a morbid fascination, I am just nosy as fuck.
No im fine its just like… why does the grocery bag have 3 fucking handles
This bitch did not name her baby fucking AQUAMAN are you joking 💀💀💀
Within every man there are two wolves….
Nooo no it’s okay that you’re not funny or creative at all, just like spam the n word it’s still very shocking and edgy asffff😂‼️ Bro no I’m not being sarcastic it’s actually baller to still be an edgelord in your 20s you’re gonna get so much pussy ‼️
“Hmnngggg b-b-but the withdrawals😥 ooo my tummy hurt ooo I’m throwing up I had a seizure-” nigga just smoke weed😂😂😂😂
I just don’t pay fuck are yall gonna do nigga 😭😭 either come physically take it out my wallet or shoot me about it I don’t fucjing care
I don’t care what anyone says, this is criminal Man has been paying his student loans on time for 13 years, even “paying double the minimum payment” After 13 years of payments, he has the same balance as 13 years ago Interest terms allowed in this country are an absolute joke
Okay this one I actually did say.
“Every time I pull up on shoppe I just get hungry” -@r4zorclam
For the ladies who think love is dead, let Craig show you otherwise. What the fuck are you waiting for ⬇️
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Sparking up a blunt so big I had to take my front door off to get it outside
