marianne ✨

i am: not a cop to these people ✅ dulcie ❌ a wife ❌ a friend ✅ an alto in the choir ✅

every time a lesbian in brooklyn cries sabrina ionescu wakes up in a cold sweat

If there’s no lesbianism I will kill myself in front of Gurinder Chadha and change the course of her life forever

got to my haircut early and she’s laughing with this gay guy the same way she does with me

i’m the bravest boy in the world (experiencing big toe pain but having to wear closed shoes at work)

oh look at me I'm bonmati I'm good at football and I hate fun

To me using the 😂 emoji is a form of code switching

Biggest win of tonight is for the Adidas marketing team who have been able to run the Bonmatí Vs Russo ad the entire tournament.

Another Spain England final

fucking devastated for AKB

everyone so bad this year whys england and norway only ones getting smoke

actually think we should let berger and coll have a 1v1 to decide the outcome of this game

So bored I’m considering starting beef with Spanish fans on Twitter

i only have crushes on geographically inconvenient people it’s my specialty

I judged my father too harshly for falling asleep on the couch at 8pm after work

I’m talking plastered all over the Arsenal website. Advertisements left and right. She is the future and a role model

the concept of working 40+ hours a week until i die