Pythagoras In Boots ⚽️

I’ve been swamped by a deluge of requests for a Xavi Simons analysis 😄 and honestly, I’m honoured. But yeah, it’s not always easy to turn those around quickly and still do them justice. I’m a full-time lawyer. I’ve got 3 kids. Taking them to sports clubs, tournaments, school!,…

Ugarte’s putting out flames before they become full fledged fires whilst firing that ball progressively between trapping gates, silently growing influence. Let’s not forget his mountainous display at Anfield last season. Dominating his zone-can maybe take even more charge now?

Diego León’s tenacity is endearing, his bullishness to win. Makes the old heads want to do it more too, for the youngster(s). 3rd choice but fighting for everyone. Collyer looking raw, get him loaned out to the Championship just to play some football and learn his trade. #ManUtd

Todibo with a ‘Sancho’?-left on loan with an obligation to buy but not wanted, but unlike Chelsea, West Ham were forced to buy?😂 Usually purchases after loans work for both parties e.g. Atleti & Wolves for Cunha. But West Ham getting fleeced by Nice here with that €40m figure.

Man Utd with most athletic team for a while, refreshing. Brings with it different technical challenges, but it’s good to have to answer challenges as human beings. These angles and options to press have increased tenfold here for Amorim, West Ham looking like sitting 🦆s. #MUFC

Patrick Dorgu • Tactical Report ➡ Loopy crosses, find the man but not threatening ➡ Strong aerially, wide target man from GK? ➡ Pass IQ is mixed but shows potential, has vision ➡ Great timing of runs from deep, splits defences Full Vid: youtu.be/tgNde9ksgNk?si… #mufc

Gravenberch long-range striking mechanics v AC Milan encapsulated that he is ever growing into his frame, and to think he's a young 23😲. With Hato growing out more too, The Netherlands are a scary proposition ahead of he WC. They can handle the heat as proven in WC USA 94. #LFC

Ryan Shawcross grew 4 inches at 21 and after and Kai Havertz grew a bit too after 21. What will Hato’s ideal height be by the time he’s fully grown?

Kaoru Mitoma • Tactical Report (On Patreon) ➡️ Zarate/Rosicky/Bojan hybrid dribbling style ➡️ Pedro-esque composure in front of goal ➡️ Keeps possession well ➡️ Unlikely to surpass Son as Asian GOAT ➡️ Lacks raw power and straight burst to play down the right #mitoma #BHAFC

Hato and Simons Videos... UPDATE At least one SHOULD be out by Monday. Some spoilers... ➡️Hato defends better round outside than vs cut-ins. ➡️ Simons is in that Fernandes mould of CAM i.e. Machine Gunner rather than super efficient. So MUCH I still have to say. #Chelsea