pyroxiiumn
@pyroxiumn
everyone wants something but some want it all کیمیا
happy anniversary to joe biden dropping out of the presidential race and directly changing the trajectory of my life because of it
Just won best mechanical bull rider at the work retreat trip to New Orleans .
The plan for work retreat day 2 includes a seafood boil, jazz, alligators, mechanical bull, French creole food, and excessive drinking
I’m going on a work retreat to New Orleans tomorrow and I genuinely like all my coworkers and I’m excited to bond with them. Feels like the night before sleep away camp
I think the protein shake I just had has genuine poison in it. I feel like shit. I’m going to keep consuming it
protein shake works by making u too nauseous to eat anything else
Mango I’ve been letting sit for days and looking forward to eating tonight still isn’t ripe yet
When you start a FaceTime and it has ur face all blown up full screen. I think Apple made a feature where it highlights every single pore on your fucking face
no it woudn't
this site would be so amazing if we all just tweeted like this instead of arguing
Mother sent me picture of our dog back home. I adopted him as a middle schooler and now he’s 14. He looks like a well-loved bedraggled stuffed animal
