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❝ 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐝𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝 .ᐣ ❞ 【Adult Writer. Minor Muse】pfp: yourfavmelody header: VILEIMPY
⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘥.ᐣ 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 . . .ᐣ 𝘪 𝘸𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 . . . ⠀⠀⠀
can't believe I'm being yelled at im gonna run away and live in a tree
IT WAS CHARGING.
YOU KNOW HOW TO TEXT ME . I DIDN'T BUY YOU A FLIP PHONE FOR NOTHING .
YOU WEREN'T HOME >:[
. . . Spud . Why did you have an orbees party and not invite me .ᐣ I'm very disappointed in you .
( THEM LITTLE BOBA EYES GET BIGGER— )
(STARE... WITH THEIR MISMATCHED HUES)
( STARE.......WITH THOSE LITTLE OL BLACK ORBS. )
(... staring contest)
( ....she slowly begins to chew again, but keeps her eye on the other.....do not trust— )
(Dual eyes examine her... She waves, smiling with her shark teeth)
⠀ 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐈𝐓 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐌𝐘 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌 ⠀
⠀ 𝐈 𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐃𝐈𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐘 𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐍 ⠀
( AGGRESSIVE PURRING— )
Grips her like one of those lil' beanie babies . Uses her thumbs to play with her little paws .
bravo.♡ˊˎ- I pity those in the Date Everything verse hitting on Eileen, Spud will end up having beef with the fucking furniture. 😭
( grabs a nearby stick and throws it at him— )
🖕 [*KRIS THAT IS A CHILD-]
( sticks her tongue out- )
Fine then I just won't share my moss then
( munch munch munch mun— ) ( pauses munches to tilt her head up and stare...... )
(Leaning down towards, curious)
crypti.⠀ yes. unfortunately, i do think an 8 year old mushroom cursing is funny as hell—
( gets blueberry all down her front. ) :0 >:0 fuckin...bitch fuck you blueberry bitch fu—
crypti.⠀ the fungus spreads.......
⠀naðr⠀.⠀ Spud my new obsession i’m so sorry Crypti