Eli
@process_eli
Washed founder posting all day + incubating startups
I just explained YC to my friend who doesn’t know anything about startups and he asked why founders don’t take out a loan if they’re so sure their company will be worth a billion $
Been getting a little too healthy. HRV skyrocketing. Sleeping early consistently. Waking up with the sun. How do i fix this?
Why is your tax bill so high? Believe it or not, every orange cone in America was purchased by the gov. Any private contractor using one? They stole it. The government spends $5b a year replacing these.
The lion is unconcerned by wearing the same shade of blue t shirt and shorts for 3 days in a row
Just got my first consulting contract Gonna feel so good to say cut costs and increase revenue
it is a little concerning how many people on here identify with being schizo autistic or otherwise
what happened to tweets getting more retweets than favorites bring this back. a favorite is just a cowardly retweet.
There are 700 schizos on this part of twitter. It’s your job to get them to reply to all your posts
The only way to escape the permanent underclass is posting AI to substack reels
Ready for the event. Slip ons for easy removal , healthy beer alternative , shorts for athleticism
Everybody has 3-5 timeline regulars that you can’t decipher if they’re schizo or just funny
You’re worried about a 1:1 ratio at your party meanwhile im procuring 10^100 shrimp for my party
Ecstatically excited, yet incredibly humbled to announce I completed a 3.5 hour social media detox, while I was at the gym with no service
New gym has zero internet access of any kind so expect my tweet quality to go down significantly
Software engineers will call each other “washed” when they haven’t taken a shower in weeks
Viable startups in 2030: > startup building solution for startups solving problems for startups > legacy incumbent internal startup > automation for indoor walnut farms
you’re allowed to just be friends with people. young or old, rich or poor. you don’t even need to be in the same run club