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@probesandjelly
All views are my own. Spend my days squishing people with probes and jelly. Favourite dinosaur is a Stegosaurus. Pro-science. UK. #NHS #LGB
I'm going to try a little experiment. It's just gone 9:00am, London and parts of southern England are under an "Amber" weather warning, let's how long it takes for the sewage dumping to start and how it progresses over the next few hours. Oh look, it's only been raining for a…
Ozzy Osbourne decided to stop using acid while recording Black Sabbath’s Vol. 4. He said “I took 10 tabs of acid then went for a walk in a field. I ended up standing there talking to this horse for about an hour. In the end, the horse turned round and told me to fuck off. That…
Oh dear. The Italy coach is NOT happy. They were actually celebrating before Agyeman scored!
🚨#BREAKING: Ozzy Osbourne has sadly passed away at 76 years old
BREAKING: Trump says Obama is guilty of treason. Obama should immediately sue.
Accusing Obama of treason doesn't change the fact that trump is in the Epstein files!
Absolutely 💯
The new “Obama scandal” that MAGA is pushing really is just an intelligence test. If you believe Obama actually committed treason and that this is NOT a distraction from the Epstein files, it’s likely that you’re just not very smart.
So true
Healthcare because it’s so cliquey and overrun with bullies naturally.
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Hi, ER Doc here. I don’t know who needs to hear this but do NOT even think about it.
Wow I can’t believe Epstein killed himself before realizing it was all a hoax
I always thank Chat Gpt now. My daughter does and she says it’s in case there’s a robot uprising so at least they’ll like her. I think it’s a great idea 😂
I feel like I should have known this but I didn’t. I feel terrible I’ve never let those little flowers bloom 😩
Broccoli is a flower that is harvested before it blooms. If you leave it alone it will bloom
Can someone talk to me about the ending on #28yearslater because my mind is blown. Why is there a scene with Jimmy Saville and the Power Rangers?
Blow up my rubber armbands very quickly
What are you doing in this situation?
🚨#BREAKING: Ghislaine Maxwell says she is willing to reveal Jeffrey Epstein's client list according to The Daily Mail.