Himbo Dome Houseboat Valet
@probablyaweiser
Director of Basketball Operations, Northrop Grumman
Alabama basketball is so fun to watch. “What if we ran tempo and only dunked and chucked 3s” hell yeah brother sign me up.
When I was in 6th grade I finally realized the coat wasn’t supposed to be made of linen…my whole life up until that point was a lie
If you were raised in the U.S., you’ve been subjected to a relentless bombardment of Marxist propaganda throughout your entire life — at least since you started kindergarten (probably earlier) How old were you when you first realized that?
Need more private equity goons doing their thing to evil sports franchises instead of retail shops
NEWS: The Boston Celtics have been sold to private equity billionaire Bill Chisholm at a valuation of $6.1 billion, per multiple reports. It is the largest sale of a sports franchise ever in North America.
One of the best to ever wear the midnight green. Thank you for 15 incredible seasons, Brandon Graham. Congratulations on an amazing NFL career 👏
Tracy Morgan throwing up on the court at MSG on St Patrick’s Day? Are they secretly filming a new 30 Rock season?
Tracy Morgan threw up on the court and caused a long delay during the Heat-Knicks game 😬 (via @loganbartlett)
Those Costco guys fell off. They must have been financed by USAID.
I support Hamas and I will never go back to my home country of Aruba right on the beach @WhiteHouse
If British indie-pop band The La’s were 19th century seafarers: 🎵Thar she blows/thar she blows again🎵
Gen z will never understand how good this joke is
*medium leading a séance* Party Rock, if you are in the house tonight, please demonstrate to us your presence
Will gladly pay $19 for a Tecate so the federal government can raise revenue to pump Pedocoin $PEDO, the worlds first (explicitly) pedophilia-backed cryptocurrency!
Chugging diarrhea 📈
BREAKING: The Supreme Court just weakened the Clean Water Act's limitations on raw sewage discharge into our water in a 5-4 ruling.
Things seem really bad in the world. I think what we need in this moment is a maximalist boycott of all products and services with 0 demands organized via an Instagram infographic.
On this day of justice and transparency, I'd sure like to hear from Trump's former Labor Secretary
"I was told Epstein ‘belonged to intelligence’ and to leave it alone." Alexander Acosta, the former US attorney in Miami, on why he cut Jeffrey Epstein a sweetheart non-prosecution plea deal back in 2007. The deal saw Epstein serve just 15 months in jail for child sex offences.
We would save $650 billion per year in government spending by passing universal healthcare with Medicare for All. That is way more money than DOGE will save, and way more beneficial than anything they’ll ever do.
My wife, a federal worker, went on @democracynow to discuss the DOGE attacks on federal workers and veterans. People like her do real work to keep our country going, and don't need to justify their existence to a deadbeat dad billionaire who tweets all day.
Elon Musk’s DOGE sent an email to all federal employees asking, “What did you do last week?” Latisha, a federal worker, called the email “insulting" and said Musk’s ultimate goal is to “pave the wave for privatization.”
The microseason between the Super Bowl and whenever it starts getting warm out is colloquially known as “the worst fuckin time of the year”