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I was serious one time in 2011
Today is my last day being crazy. I’m serious guys I’m going to become normal . Holding space for this
Proud to announce I have received my Doctorate in Russian Literature from the University of Hard Cocks 💖👩🎓
chatgpt agrees with you, your therapist agrees with you no one is left to tell you the truth besides toddlers and drunk people
desi diaspora literature be like "father drank chai, sitting on his veranda while listening to fareeda khanum's aaj janay ki zidd na kero. suddenly, as the song finished, he turned into an owl and flew off. i smiled. he called me ullu ka pattha after all. im gay btw ❤️"
desi diaspora literature be like "father drank chai, sitting on his veranda while listening to fareeda khanum's aaj janay ki zidd na kero. suddenly, as the song finished, he turned into an owl and flew off. i smiled. he called me ullu ka pattha after all. im gay btw ❤️"
Performing the performance of performativity. This is art to me on a very serious level

(to submittable list) I don’t really care if you understood it or not because one person told me it said something important to them and I’ll be riding that high for weeks. So. Lmk
i will move to a place where everybody is friends and just a few doors down
Every closeted lesbian who insists she is straight has had a thing for Vinny Hacker or whatever that boy is
Hello would you like to read my substack article about my tumultuous relationship with food or my questionable taste in men or wait get this I bet you’ve never heard this one before….the dark side of girlhood
cracking open my macbook to write tweets about how much i hate my beautiful perfect life. #FRIYAYYYYY
How is everyone enjoying their #SummerOfAbjectDespair?