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@porkytheking
21 a big ufo cryptid enthusiast! ex Jehovah’s Witness pro life and 2x abortion survivor long live the separatists history lover Gnostic (Parody) minors DNI
I’ve never been in a relationship. I’ve only been on 4 dates in 4 years
Share a piece of dating lore about yourself.
Why did so many people in this post assume I’m a female? Also holy crap this blew up!
Shot my first ever gun today. I’m not going to lie to you. I was absolutely terrified. I mean, sweaty hands, shaking, the works. on the bright side, I plan on getting a .380 in the future, but holy crap I’m glad I did it but my fear is only slightly eased.
We really are losing everybody this week. What is going on?
Fuck today, man... :(
Gym day #64 OK today was kind of a cheat day but swimming is the best cardio and you’re using all muscle groups when swimming so I’m counting it.
I had the pleasure of going to a Michelin star restaurant this evening y’all I’m being serious when I say this I’m about to pop like a fat mosquito.




Shot my first ever gun today. I’m not going to lie to you. I was absolutely terrified. I mean, sweaty hands, shaking, the works. on the bright side, I plan on getting a .380 in the future, but holy crap I’m glad I did it but my fear is only slightly eased.

Rest in Peace brother.
Hulk Hogan has passed away at the age of 71 (via @TMZ)
I’m blue, dah bu Dee dah bu die. youtu.be/JhSVQDaUNg4?si…
Hulk Hogan has passed away at the age of 71 (via @TMZ)
Had an old HS TA walk in today and asked if I was hitting the weights because I looked like it. I got such a a confidence boost it makes up for how shitty I felt last night about my appearance.
I tire of the Jew hatred and scapegoating from Christians. Have they forgotten already what the Scriptures says? 1. The Jewish people’s unique role as God’s chosen people and the source of the Messiah and Scriptures. -Matthew 1:1-17 (The Genealogy of Jesus): These passages…
Gym day #63 today was leg day and ab day I didn’t do much other than my usual had an empty gym just the way I like it. If I’m lucky, the gym will be pretty empty on Thursday when I go next.
Second time trying bourbon. Still tastes vile.

I saw such a lovely hat for sale I gasped. It was a top hat btw if anyone was curious.
I hate that I’m too small for one of my favorite machines at the gym like my feet can barely reach it. How am I going to get Abs if my damn feet can’t touch the footrest?

Rest in peace Ozzy. You created a genre that has had such an impact in my life, and millions of others. Hope you rest well.
Hey @grok, based on ALL my tweets, I am: Which dictator? Which philosopher? Which fictional character? Which politician? Which religious figure? Which historical figure? Which artist?
Forgot to post my previous gym day on Saturday. Gym day #62 did more arm and chest exercise exercises lifted 130 pounds with some resistance but to be fair, I was also coming right out of work, also I noticed sucking in my gut for a prolonged period gives it that exercise feel.
