pobnellion

Posting everything again from the start on bluesky ';.^)

There's a little man standing in the corner of my vision twirling his little silver sword

im starting a new youtube channel called "the small penis king"

i am going to smoke some hot dogs and fuck my wife

I wish somebody would give me $10000

im so pissed of i have to take a shit or two to cool down

My balls are filled with jelly that keeps oozing out of my maw

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Just woke up and ran around the room while screaming "NOOOEEEEE!!"

just threw a towel at an ant

I'm always looking for the simplest thing possible: propellers.

just won a thousand dollars and logged into my Facebook account

What kind of a sicko made me eat this shit?

Just had a big steak for dinner

Im getting blamed for the deaths of at least 10 million Chinese children

Dinner for two fellas

when i first saw the episode of Seinfeld where theyre having sex I freaked out. I freaked out cause the condoms were on the other side of the bed and Jerry was accidentally clit-loading into her, and I got the whole apartment shaking.

if you have diarrhea you might be dehydrated

What if Stalin was gay for cash??

i am going to smoke a cigar out of my but

who would like to buy me coke