Paul Mackenzie Ross ☮️
@pmross
25+ yrs digital marketing, SEO, PPC, copywriter, former business editor/journo, WordPress, web design/dev, IT, geek, thinker, WHUFC, Neutral/Good, Pro EU.
Dear @ITV, thank you so much for Mr Bates v The Post Office. Can you now commission docudramas about; * Mone, Barrowman, et al and PPE * Dido Harding and Test & Trace * Truss & Kwarteng’s “Mini budget” * 14 years of unnecessary austerity * etc Please? 🙏🙂

Another hero gone. Farewell, Ozzy. theguardian.com/music/2025/jul…
Blimey! Completing the July challenge faster than 94.3% of all learners on Duolingo?! Aren’t 77.86% of all stats made up?

Oh dear @virginmedia, increasing my broadband bill by nearly 40% isn’t a good look after many many years of my loyalty. Anyone got any recommendations for a better value deal?

The things you find in the pocket of a pair of shorts you’ve not worn in a while…. @OfficialCND #CND

My cats never came home for breakfast. And the empty packet on the kitchen floor…. that’s not the food I feed them, wrong brand and they’re not kittens any more… #TeaLeafs

After drinking @Leffe down the pub every week for over 4 years, @Sainsburys came to the rescue with a free glass offer 💪 Don‘t feel so compelled to have to nick one from Wetherspoons now 😂

Overheard in the queue for crepes and coffee at Stonehenge… „They do butterscotch, lemon, Nutella, and shit“ The first three flavours sound nice.
My dad wasn’t an entrepreneur I’m not an entrepreneur I don’t go to uni to study entrepreneurship But I make more than 5% on the stock market #dragonsden
Are there no adults in the world today? USA, Israel, Iran, and now Wetherspoons! Grow up, sort your shit out. Actions and presentation are everything. You’ve all failed 😂

Scotland Tourist Board is quick off the mark! It’s a fair while since I’ve been up to the Highlands. I may give it a go soon.