LAZ - Your #1 Dexter Oomf ‧˚꒰🪓꒱༘‧—

OKAY SO THREAD ON EVERYTHING AT MY CONCERT

Checks my watch.. we (as a system collective) have dated over 33 people and most of them are dead or in jail right now

As his first order of business when he became Papa in the 1960s, Nihil permanently banned pineapple pizza in the ministry

the world decided I've been too happy lately now I have to have a deep depressive episode

everytime i tweet something about my life this pops into my head and i delete it

The ultimate reaction pic, Emeritus pack As promised 🧍🏻‍♀️ The rest is in the comments of this post ☝🏻 #thebandghost

for my own mental health I choose to believe that Brian Moser is alive and DEXTER PRODUCERS BRING HIM BACK MAKE HIM ALIVE AGAIN PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I'LL DO ANYTHING TELL US DEXTER NEVER KILLED HIM OR SOMETHING PLEASE OLESSE PLEAS EPLESD EP

the performance i'm gonna pull if bro's girlfriend cheats on him

Laz’s closet of cosmetic horror

I HATE this period bro theres blood everywhere even when I scrub this shit it still shows up

I need to lock in and write that homophobic highschool dexter yaoi fanficrion

I was too lazy to finish the rest so you only get comments from Perpetua, Secondo, and Terzo.. (ALT for typed text if its hard to read) #ghostfanart #yumeship #mpreg

Tweaking because my brain registers it as both blue and purple

Perpetua never could have done this. He was too busy prancing around stage instead of running his hands over his hair and body..

an angel loses its wings every time Secondo isn't drawn fat and hairy, Terzo or Copia are drawn as dominant tops, and Nihil is mischaracterized as strict and hating fun

Man I should watch American Psycho for the 246th time