jake

went here and everyone knew you and their eyes popped out of their head

going to the death store if anyone needs anything

what's the go with kids these days looking as stupid as we all did 20 years ago

took an early minute to head home to unblock my sewer

excuse me

android auto and apple car play should let you display spotify song lyrics on the screen while you're driving so you can read them and do a bit of karaoke after having a few beers instead of having to hold your phone

love how i romanticise italian food and then my cousin who lives in rome just eats chips dumped on a square sausage pizza

this the shit you make in the dark when you get home at 3a.m after 15 beers

what's crackin

this pic looks like she's been cast as herself in the upcoming australian biopic