phrillus

blocking every promotional ad that pops up in the timeline

“Mr. Johnson, for the record, is it true that your job was to feed the prisoners curly fries until they exploded?”

foot fondlers should not be taken lightly. stay informed and watch the news.

"now i don't think gorillas run that way..." - @TLEbirdarchist

i would have sworn that judge's mugshot was ai

I don’t want to worry anyone, but if you need tech support from your cell phone provider you should probably call today.

hmm, i think i'll give this @timelineearth podcast a tr-

cartels about to start slinging temu products

God help us

The age of the HOA is over, the Time of the no-permit, cash-only, unlicensed Eastern European contractor has come.

Don’t accept the pager Donald

FREEDOM!!!!

it's nice to hop on the timeline to catchup on all the good news I missed this week

lol

so my chiropractor just went on alex jone’s show. didn’t have that on my bingo card

bird sounds

NO KUSHNER NO HALEY NO POMPEO ALL GAS

WITH OUR STRENGTH, WE CAN BE JOYFUL