Patrick(?)
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2 tall 4 most things. arthur russell evangelist.
God, probably?
Name a fictional character that could beat him
Finally secured the new Zelda machine. Really banking on this to end my, uh, brief interlude of melancholy.

Would you like to see my penis?
quote this with things that can be said on grindr and at the mechanic's
Now let’s get Alma Woodcock and her poison mushrooms in Cooking Mama
Paul Thomas Anderson’s new film ‘ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER’ is getting a Fortnite collab.
This looks like the production designer fed AI a bunch of YouTube vids of 2010 beauty gurus doing a nude lip.
Jessie Murph performs “1965” on ‘The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.’
My problem with Aster is that I believe he despises humanity to such a degree that it’s irresponsible we continue funding his art. At least Von Trier has an eye for beauty.
I want The Odyssey to be so bad that the masses become embarrassed to admit they ever enjoyed Nolan. I need a Waterworld, Pluto Nash, John Carter level bombing.
Had a long vivid dream where I was a new cast member on SNL, mostly from the perspective of the morning after my first after party, trying to remember all I’d done, which included getting hit on the head with a frying pan while trying to enter my old apartment. Great dream!
Eh, not to give boomers and genx too much credit, but most of the food revival in our country started with members of those generations. By the time millennials chefs and restauranteurs were entering the game, they were largely following previously established trends and plans.
Incredible that until the Millennials decided to Do Something, food in America was mostly awful, bland and canned, except in the South and some (very large) cities. This is actually one of the Millennials' most notable accomplishments.