petey

What I picture when someone tells me to hang in there

no no I’m having fun I swear, I just didn’t expect it to be kpop

sorry for disturbing u bro damn

Getting aligned probably feels so good if you’re an incentive

I bet that fucker Jesus used to scam restaurants ordering water cups and filling them with rosé for his friends

this week I renewed my passport all natty executive function. nobody doin chores like me

The King is Back

is that a yassified Timothee Chalamet

I don’t know what mercury retrograde is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask

did someone say ,

My parents have been working on their attic “game room” in their new house (they left the empty nest RIP) My dad is building a New Orleans style balcony structure to cover the HVAC Who tryna come to the rager this summer? We will be throwing the knives

honest question: does a thankless good deed get invalidated if you tell people about it?

she let me hit because my presence regulates her nervous system

Pretty sure you can’t hire based on that