𝔇𝔯.𝔓𝔢𝔫𝔞𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔭𝔬𝔩𝔦𝔰 🇨🇦 🤘🏻 🍻

This suit ended up grass stained.

I wonder how fat I'll let myself get before I do something about it? Getting up there 😆 goddamn

I enjoy staying the weekend at my folks place. My kid loves it and I enjoy eating dinner at white people time (5pm) instead of the usual 7pm or later I'm accustomed to at home with all the Portugese people 🤣🤣

Switched over to the Jays game in time for a three dinger top of the 9th 🤘🏻🍻

Haven't had a kokanee in a long time. Gonna get after it today by the fire table 🍻🤘🏻

Stuck at a kids bday party 😑 this random lady won't shut up about her dogs 🤬

I'm a goddamn saint. Everyday that my mother in law wakes up indoors is a blessing for her. I got a tarp out back with her fucking name on it lol. If she's as holy as she thinks she is a backyard is more than enough. I'll start a tab bitch 😤

Taking a day off is almost not worth it. All my shit just stays undone until I get back and I'm immediately behind

Going through my Ozzy/sabbath records today. Check this shit out, pulled that coaster outta the sleeve for Sabbath bloody Sabbath! Holy fuck @Dean_Murdoch @Terry_Cahill had to pop that on the hitman right 🍻

Fuck man I'll never forget my buddy throwing up mid backflip on a trampoline while Mr.Tinkertrain played on the boombox 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #OzzyOsbourneRIP

Going through my Ozzy/sabbath records today. Check this shit out, pulled that coaster outta the sleeve for Sabbath bloody Sabbath! Holy fuck @Dean_Murdoch @Terry_Cahill had to pop that on the hitman right 🍻

I've been waiting for my playlist to bring up an Ozzy/Sabbath track. Wouldn't call this my favourite but people sleep on this record 🤘🏻🍻

It's so fucking nice to talk to some of the boys I don't speak to much anymore. Tons of the boys and I are in daily communication but these particular dudes and I have kinda drifted apart. Ozzy brought us together, Ozzy reunites us 🤘🏻🍻

My wife just called me at work to tell me Ozzy died.

Big thanks to @Trashe and @jzod138 for answering my questions on the most recent live stream 😂 finally got a chance to watch. One day I'll be in the friggin chat fellas. Damn this west coast timezone 🍻

First time I can remember having to verify that I was a human on this site. Kinda weird it asked me to hang dong but for my own online security it was probably for the best

youtu.be/RJnZnSGPXtk?si… @Kwaba85 😂

Tried to order something online from a site I've used multiple times. Nothing but problems, so many that I had to go through the whole fucking fraud deal with my bank and shit 🙄 unbelievable 😤

Yesterday we visited my 85 yr old grandma. I had my digital bazooka shirt on so I had to show her the show. Foster calling his father in law about the dogs almost killed her she was laughing so hard. She's on oxygen so I'm not exaggerating that much 😂

Someone give me their gasdigital password please. I'm tired of censored LOS episodes 🤣