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this incoming father

me with chelleysuperman

“shit boutta get uglier than *insert real life persons name*” will instantly make me laugh cos WOWWW

he’s gonna beat the record of that guy watching captain marvel 99 times

clark: I don't read that stuff superman doesn't have time for selfies lois: you're referring to yourself in third person now? clark: no it's just a thing I came up with that I thought I'd try to work into the next interview lois:

Ok good now let’s not cast a 50 year old to play him this time

was a requirement to work on the new superman film to be born in july

my brand!

just remembered… 💔

chelly and superman being more alike than you guys think…

an uncut Latino would fix all my problems

cause i’m a punk rocker yes i am

#CLARKKENT: my lil silly unethical journalist

do u think arrowverse oliver queen actor and jeremy renner look in the mirror and cry because they know they could never be him

lois lane and superman after successfully rage baiting lex luthor

this was literally me at work all day today because wym 10-8

I know what i must do.

this but with superman and chelly from love island

me in front of the superbat parade

stop comparing them to frauds ✌🏽 #clois - 💗 💗