Paul Farnsworth

Out of office...ACTIVATED Roll on tomorrow 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏌️⛳🍻

Did Gurney just call Price a fucking arsehole under his breath there as he walked off stage? 🤔🤣

Well it's flushing an iron to 2 feet but OK 🏌️⛳

Counting down is on to Scotland next week with @ShaunHargreave2 and @LGGOLF85. 4 days, 4 rounds - Dumfries and County, Powfoot, Southerness and Silverdale on the way home. Full handicaps, combined Stableford points over 4 rounds wins. May the golfing gods be with you gents

First round back after my holiday at Stamford GC. Never played here before until today. Lovely course, very quirky, requiring a lot of irons off tees. Short in length, but don't let that fool you into thinking it's easy. A good test of your game. Really pleased with how I played

York 2:00 Old Cock 9/2 2:35 JM Jungle 10/3 3:10 Thunder Run 6/1 EW Newmarket 2:50 Akkadian Thunder 11/2 EW 4:35 Whistlejacket 6/1 EW Ascot 4:50 Woolhampton 14/1 EW

A bumper 12 races on ITV coverage tomorrow. Lovely stuff 👌

Last full day on the drink today and me and my pal backed 'One More Bottle' at Ayr at 16/1 🤣 GET IN 💪 Trying The Outlaw at 3:30 4/1

Doncaster has been rather kind to me this afternoon. Thanks to @DFrankcom for the shout in the 2:25 👍

Mark that one down for the Gosden's in your notebooks. PUBLISH has fallen out the gates, got no gap up the inside rail, switched outside and absolutely flown home. Would not be surprised if he wins NTO

A load of shite 🤣 NEXT

Afternoon beers underway and plenty of racing to get stuck into today 👍 HOSTELRY in the 1st at Donny and go from there

Nice one @DFrankcom. This afternoon's Tenerife beers paid for. We can't possibly post stakes and returns just in case the wives sniff profit 🤣 The lads say thank you! 👍

Such awful news about Diogo Jota and his brother Andre. Regardless of football club allegiance, my heart goes out to their families, friends and fans. Really sad ❤️🧡

It's all gone Pete Tong on night 1. My Auld Toon Loon 🤣

Checked in. Time to get spasticated on the 25/1 winnings from Fivethousandtoone 👌

Also had a go on Rare Change at 4/1 in the 3:45 with a money back token. Hopefully when I get off my flight I'll be logging in to some winnings 🤞 Go well out there if you are punting

Saturday Bets 🐎 Newcastle 1:40 Fivethousandtoone 12/1 EW 2:10 Ferrous 4/1 3:15 Imperial Sovereign 40/1 EW (longshot) York 2:25 Formal 7/1 EW

I've set my stall out 🤣

I can foresee my monthly outgoings going through the roof. Stood outside our works new office space and the pub is 30 yards away 😜