Paula Poundstone
@paulapoundstone
New tour dates. Podcast NOBODY LISTENS TO PAULA POUNDSTONE New albums CATS, COPS AND STUFF, PAULA POUNDSTONE GOES TO COLLEGE streaming worldwide.
As we’ve learned from “Dear Crinkle,” giving advice is HARD. So we’re getting tips from the woman who made it look easy - Amy Dickinson of “Ask Amy” fame! Then, what if we already ignored the best advice? It’s “I Should’ve Listened to My Mother!”
I am.
Is anyone concerned about the fact that day after day, the middle southern and eastern parts of this country are being pounded by this extreme weather for at least two months now every single day?
Trump thinks his base is seriously fucking stupid, doesn’t he?
Since Trump doesn't want this portrait of President Obama displayed in the White House, let's make this photo of our President go viral here! RETWEET if you love @BarackObama!
“I’m telling you, the punctuation goes inside the quotation marks. “
Caption this picture! 👇👇👇👇👇
On this day in 1959, introduced by Johnny Cash, 13-year-old Dolly Parton makes her Grand Ole Opry debut singing George Jones' "You Gotta Be My Baby." She receives three encores.
Well, shit, she said it was Anita. I hate A One.
This account does the It's my birthday I'm 50 and I'm alone, sad or whatever; it's AI
Kind? It’s beautiful, Anita.
This work was done by my hands, please be kind with the criticism 🌷💞
HACKETTSTOWN, NEW JERSEY—Centenary Stage Company—Sat., Aug. 23. ci.ovationtix.com/36873/producti…
PROVINCETOWN, MASSACHUSETTS—Provincetown Town Hall—Sat., Aug. 16. tickets.payomet.org/eventperforman…
I'm still enjoying the afterglow of being with you on your show.
Love this, Paula!!
EAST GREENWICH, RHODE ISLAND, Join me for a night of healing laughter at Greenwich Odeum on Fri., Aug. 15. ci.ovationtix.com/35158/producti… Might be the only healthcare we can get.
I walked by a woman getting into a Subaru, today, and I asked her if she bought it from a Golden Retriever. She just stared at me. I get that a lot.
LINCOLN, NEW HAMPSHIRE, No sales tax on the laughs at North Country Center for the Arts at Jean’s Playhouse—Sat., Aug. 9. jeansplayhouse.com/paula-poundsto… Get your tickets. Get your laughs.
SAG HARBOR, NEW YORK, TOMORROW NIGHT! Barrels of laughs at Bay Street Theater --Sat., July 26— my.baystreet.org/3112/3113 Get your tickets. Get your laughs.
Today, I bumped into a woman that lived along our walking route to my kids' elementary school. She was always so kind to us. I was delighted to be abe to tell her how much those brief, passing by, hellos made our lives better.
Good morning and Happy Thursday to everyone who LOVES the way the South Park guys absolutely cooked trump in their test season premiere, he is going to HATE the accurate size depiction of his tiny member. Be a shame if everyone retweeted this.
Just a reminder that you were promised lower prices on day 1. It is day 186 and prices are rising.