Patrick Feges
@patrick84_03
I smoke meat @fegesbbq. I’m a lot nicer in real life. I once asked Jim McMahon to do The Superbowl Shuffle. Professional model.
Gene Hackman already did this.
NFL teams should consider adding Sumo Wrestlers to their offensive lines. He held back Micah Parsons without even trying. Most don’t realize how impressive this is. Parsons is 6-foot-3, 245 pounds 🤯🤯
As a wise man once said: "Never let a good tragedy go to waste—always tweet the first dumb thing that comes into your head."
We must not allow this great tragedy to be used to grow government.
“I asked grok” “I asked chatgpt” well I asked 100 people to name something you might buy at an airport, top 6 answers are on the board,
Don’t blame your local bbq joint for high prices this summer.
I’ll bet upwards of 99% of the people that fought with me share the same sentiment.
I’ve fought in enough fake wars. I think I’ll sit this one out.
The move when flying into IAH is to grab to go food on your way to baggage claim. Gives you something to do while they make you wait.
Burnt Bean and LeRoy&Lewis going 1-2 is the least surprising thing about the list. Those two restaurants are just on a whole other level.
Really glad I decided to put off washing my truck yesterday
Only a couple more hours until I let a regional magazine dictate my mental health for the foreseeable future. 🙃
Erin: Was this your breakup song? Me: This was the breakup song for every guy here.