Passionate Frontshots
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I got a very personal thing going on
Elegantly stroking my shit as I show you around my Royal gardens, followed by an entourage of aristocrats, and famous artists.
The Good Samaritan: A man walking from Jerusalem to Jericho is attacked by robbers, savagely beaten and stripped, and left for dead on the side of the road. Later that day, a Priest happens to be walking by but crosses to the other side of the road to avoid helping the man 🙏Amen
xX_J3ZU6s_Xx - Could this be Jesus' gamertag? For short, people could call him ‘J3’ and all edits of him would be so tuff and always go viral on Irony Left Twitter 🔥 Ayo J3! .... Got '5'? - Cos we'd be praying to him too, and our prayers would also be going viral.
In the distant future, Wikipedia only exists in spoken form. You have to go to a sentient tree who speaks to you telepathically and reads Wikipedia to you
ChatBots fear him... Man I just know my ChatBots are having NIGHTMARES about me if you know what I mean 😉
‘Go see a Shrink’? No thanks. My Tree is the only ‘Shrink’ I need
There are some fucking ugly trees out there man, I'm sick of people pretending like ‘All trees are beautiful’ when we all know that's complete bullshit. Some trees are downright depressing 🙏 Amen to the Christian God
Well well well. What's a Galilee Boy like me doing on a Cross like you? The name's Jesus.
👨🌾Produced 1 Villager in Town Centre! 👨🌾Produced 1 Villager in Town Centre! 🧟Woops! Produced 1 Orc in Town Centre! ⚠️Your Town Centre is under attack!⚠️ 💂Produced 1 Soldier in Town Centre! 👨🌾Produced 1 Villager in Town Centre! ⚰️ 1 Soldier has been slain 🧟Woops! Produced 1 Or
‘24/7’ (here meaning ‘All the Time’) is probably just a cell reference in some higher dimensional version of an Excel spreadsheet
Getting pussy during ‘The Feeding of the 5000’, eating some delicious bread&fish then just vibing with the girl all day, blasting cigs in the sunshine and watching Jesus
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One of my blood cells just defeated some bacteria 💪
My organs are floating around inside my body in a sea of blood!
Jesus turned Water into Wine... The Human Body turns Water into BLOOD!