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gonna start referring to normal, mundane aspects of life as “cold approaching”. I just cold approached a rotisserie chicken at the grocery store and had my absolute way with it when we got home
“cold approaching” aka “talking to women”
I feel so powerful when I sip my lemonade flavored creatine water with mango peach electrolytes
This is a part of my whimsymaxxing protocol
If you subtly flirt with every woman you come across and say wassup bro in a happy mood to random dudes you will go far in life. Everyone is like a kid trapped in an adult body. They just want compliments and friends, so be that. You’ll never spend a day broke or alone if u do
People will be like “im so anxious im so stressed i feel so alone everything is bad” and in the next breath defend their philosophy and methods as if theyre working No shame on anxiety but how about being open to doing something different ?
Somebody’s response to “oooh we can walk there” says a lot about them as a person
Nobody tells you this, but running 30 miles through the night with your bros will rewire all of your neural pathways
You can learn soooo much when you ask somebody “hmm… what makes you think that?” with genuine interest and care
my phone is messing up constantly and I know exactly why. the astrology girlies prepared me for this.
The more I let go of things on a deep, subconscious level, the worse I get at giving advice. I just (earnestly) said “have you tried being happy?” to somebody venting their problems to me
They got dr. bronner himself *inside* the bottle now? The levels of mysticism occurring with this soap just keeps increasing - it’s like he’s blessing each pour
the Barton creek pedestrian bridge in Austin, tx has a dark & very sinister energy surrounding it
what do people who don’t believe in mysticism think about all day? it must be so strange to walk outside and not hear the whispers from the trees, bond with random creatures, see symbolism + divine messages everywhere, alchemize negative energy, transform
I'm not Avoidant I just need multiple days of answering to nothing and no one other than the unpredictable demands of my spirit or I will die
probably the best food is the oreo blizzard from dairy queen. Haven’t put much thought into this but it feels right.
there are two ways to grow on a spiritual path: 1. suffering 2. grace