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“What if we bring silly little signs and don’t clap for a child with brain cancer”

Dang, I was really hoping to declare war on the moon

It’s a 104 degrees and my power is flickering. Rip 🪦

Idk who needs to hear this but the genes thing was about her big ol honkers

Uh, what insurance plan do you have…asking for a friend

The sign you’re about to read the dumbest thing you’ve ever read

Long hair is great and all…til you gotta blow dry it 😭

The friday vibes are immaculate

I hate flies with the passion of a thousand suns! Their only purpose is to be food for creatures better than them. Absolute losers

I always think it’s a great idea to read scary books…until nighttime 😭

It’s ok @TheDemocrats. I, too struggle with graphs

My kid accidentally left the garage freezer open

Glad I got to see him at the Ozz fest in 2006. Rip legend

Occam’s razor. She went overboard

Weird way to spell “I hate my kid”