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Have you heard the rumour that Puff Daddy paid to have Tupac killed? Did he? Sorry, have you heard the rumour that Diddy paid to have Tupac killed? - The Harlem Two Ronnies
It's funny when you see someone from the provinces say they don't mind us making semis or finals because it hurts more when we lose. lol no it doesn't. It's been heaven compared to 1998-2016.
Sickens me a little that there'll be teenagers whose worst England performance at a major tournament they remember was losing to France narrowly in the quarter finals...
RIP Ozzy. I wasn't happy with your constant use of Americanisms and occasional mid-Atlantic accent but thanks 4 the tunes and banter.
There was no worse feeling than doing this calculation in my 20s when I got the arse shagged off me every minute of every hour at a minimum wage job I hated.
Brentford (H) is costing the equivalent of 6 hours work
AI artists are like kids when they press the demo button on a Casio keyboard and pretend they're playing the music.
AI writing and art is the future. Embrace the tool or be left behind.
Another Yankee dog crying on the computer because they had to endure a temperature above 18 degrees? Softest people in the world.
Hot take: Europe is a bunch of third-world countries with better branding. No A/C. No dryers. Ice is a luxury. You’ll sweat through dinner while the waiter ignores you for 2 hours. Say what you want about America, but at least eating out doesn’t feel like hot yoga with bread.
Getting smothered with a pillow isn't real is it. I can breathe through a pillow.
It's a 3-way tie between December 25th 1997 when I got Final Fantasy VII, the day my brother's mate brought round Hell in a Cell 98 and September 11th 2001.
No kid remembers their best day in front of the TV.
Almost positive I kicked this cunt off a skyscraper in Hitman.
Cmon lmao
Most of my twitter life was spent with sub 200 followers and I honestly miss it. A single like off a mutual you respect is better than 1000 likes from random thick cunts.
People who get 0-5 likes at max and still tweet all the time... What's your secret
Guy who would rather die than have a mildly awkward conversation with his own kid.
An American father who moved to Russia to avoid LGBTQ+ “indoctrination” for his kids is being sent to the front line against Ukraine despite being assured he would serve in a non-combat role. Derek Huffman, 46, feels he is being “thrown to the wolves” thedailybeast.com/texan-moved-fa…
😂😂😂. I think it’s Andy. He’d be annoyed if it wasn’t.
😂😂😂. I think it’s Andy. He’d be annoyed if it wasn’t.
When did you realise you may be watching the greatest film of all time?
When did you realise you may be watching the greatest film of all time?
If he was really about that life he'd have a German kill his dad and brother.
check this rationing nonce
I once got thousands of likes on Twitter by doing a tweet that completely failed to capture the essence of Bob Mortimer on the show Would I Lie To You?.
This Coldplay cheating thing. It shouldn't have spawned this much banter and discourse surely? I feel like I'm going mad.
Some old boy just stopped me and said "just told this to someone and they didn't seem interested but you don't see melting tarmac anymore". He's right but I can't believe I'm getting "who remembers" from random people in the street.