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@parakeetnebula
if u figure out who I am irl then plz taunt me as much as possible with the suspicion that you know,, push me to my breaking point, enjoy the fear in my eyes
I would like to thank my friends and family for keeping me grounded and humble despite my overwhelming success, impossible bone structure, and Spartan physique.
The main problem with 95% of female philosophers tbh. They write like they’re apologizing for existing. They’re missing that je ne sais quoi that comes from knowing you’re strapped with a nuclear arsenal prepared to ruin the hearts and minds of men
Ayn Rand is singular among female philosophers because, unlike every other female philosopher to ever exist, you can tell by her writing that she actually liked to suck dick
I love when people like my random essays I forgot about because I get to read them like it’s the first time and I’m always like oh hell yeah she’s spitting let these bitches know
I love when I write something really great and the only people who like it are pr0n bots. I find solace in their loyalty. They recognize the radiant ascendancy of my genius while the world turns away. They are my only fans
The lore for today is to imagine that all of your subconscious thoughts and intuitions are actually data streams that you’ve unintentionally accessed from the collective unconscious of life forms who exist beyond the concept of biological existence (as a form of quantum…
Premium business insight tidbit: when the interviewer asks “why do you want this job?” Don’t say “money you dumb bitch do I look like a fucking charity case to you?” Because this does not demonstrate passion or commitment. Instead, say something like:
I want to prostrate myself before the faceless titan of a B2B SaaS enterprise company, groveling for the chance to be of use, to be nothing more than a disposable asset, to maniacally, obsessively generate enterprise value for shareholders like a dirty little slut, like a…
Have you ever wondered if animals dream in their native languages?
When I’m a sexdecillionaire (51 zeros) I’m going to build a zoo just for animals with long necks (giraffe, alpacas, ostrich, etc)
The waterfall empties into (and is filled by) an ocean I built for my emotional support animals to drink from, to water the mango tree, and for us all to go sailing on. Sometimes when the ocean is really calm, it reflects the sky perfectly.